Note from Baba Tim: This was a posted on my former blog, Free Range International (FRI) right before the 2008 Presidential Election. It seems like a good time to update it and repost.
One of the coolest things about living in Afghanistan is the sense of history which surrounds you as you trek off the beaten path. In rural districts, the people’s daily routine has altered little over the past few hundred years. It is easy to find the sites of historic battles or ancient ruins that few westerners have ever been able to see. I was invited to the remote village of Gandamak, which was the scene of a horrific battle in January 1842. I immediately accepted because I knew I’d be protected while I was there. The key to working alone in remote villages is trust. My hosts are heavily armed and, for the time being, accepting the central government. Regardless, I had no idea of the nature of their true loyalties. They invited me to visit their village, with an inherent promise of protection that is part of Pashtunwali. I may never know if these guys were then or are now Taliban, but I did know that I was under their protection and never questioned my personal safety.
Despite their culture of warm hospitality to guests and strangers, their political culture remains polarized, vicious, and deadly. These are tribal lands with a small percentage of “haves” and a large population of “have not’s.” The “haves” are the leaders with positions determined at birth but are not resented by people at the village level because they do not “have” much more than their fellow tribal members. The “have not’s” do not agitate politically because they spend most of their lives trying to find the next meal. Unlike America’s economically disadvantaged, most health issues Afghans deal with are not caused by morbid obesity. Poor people here die daily of starvation. Many poor children die from exposure during the harsh winters. Unlike people in the west, death from everyday living is still an intimate part of the Afghans’ reality.
The road into Gandamak required us to manuever over three separate stream beds. The bridges that once spanned these obstacles were destroyed about 25 years ago by the Soviets. When I made this trip four years ago, the army had already been fighting a “Stability Operations” battle for seven years. Eleven years after we started in Afghanistan, the bridges were still down, the power plants had not been fixed, and most roads were barely further developed than when Alexander the Great came through the Khyber Pass in 327 BC.

This bridge was destroyed by Soviet forces more than 25 years ago


Gandamak Village
The green foliage seen from afar was confined to dry stream beds. The fields were fallow, the village drainage ditches empty, the livestock lean, and the kids looked hungry. The trees, which provide comforting shade during the heat of summer, will be thinned out again this year to provide fuel for the swelling village population during the winter months. The elders are afraid that within the next five years, all the trees will be gone. While they understand that losing the these trees means losing the village, they have limited options.

There is very little water in or around the village
As the Maliks arrived, they started talking amongst themselves in hushed tones and I kept hearing the name “Barack Obama.” I was apprehensive back then because I was surrounded by Obama fanatics every Thursday night at the Taj bar. It was unpleasant talking with my guests at the Tiki Bar because they knew absolutely nothing about the election challenger other than he was not Bush, looked cool, and was African American. They were convinced he would be a great president because NPR and Jon Stewart said so. I did not want to explain presidential politics to the Maliks. They have time and will insist on hashing things out for as long as it takes to reach a clear understanding. I have a wrist watch and a short attention span. This was not starting off well.

Oh great let’s talk American presidential politics
As I feared, the morning discussion began with the question, “Tell us about Barack Obama?” What should I have said? The fact that his resume was thin was an understatement, but he has risen to the top of the democratic machine and that required some traits Pashtun Maliks could identify with. I described how he came to power in the Chicago machine using the oldest communication device known to man: a well-told story. This story was based in fact, colored a bit with supposition, and augmented by my fevered imagination. It was a great tale. I really wish I could remember it now, but I can’t.
Once I finished, they understood that lawyers in America were similar to warlords in Afghanistan, with the exception that they rub out the competition using law and judges instead of the gun. A man clever enough to win almost every office he ran for by eliminating his competition before the vote, is a man the Pashtuns can understand. I told them that Obama would probably win the election and that I have no idea how that will impact our effort in Afghanistan, except that he had promised to add resources to our efforts here. They asked if Obama was African. I resisted the obvious answer of “who knows?” by telling them his father was a black African, his mother was white American, but he identifies himself as African American. I added that most African Americans were born in America to American parents. That confused them so much that we spent the next 30 minutes discussing racial identities. I don’t think they had a clue what I was trying to tell them, but they sure were polite about it.
What followed, I seem to recall, was a long debate about whether Africans were good Muslims. I assume this stems from the Africans they may have seen during the al Qaeda days. I think their conclusion was that the Africans were like the Arabs, and therefore considered the local equivalent of scumbags. They talked amongst themselves for several more minutes, I heard John McCain’s name raised several times, but they did not ask anymore about the pending election… praise be to God. They assured me that they like all Americans, regardless of hue…and that it would be better to see more of them, especially if they took off the helmets and body armor, because that scares the kids and woman-folk. They also complained that the big MRAPS and helicopters scared their cows (already short of water and feed), and that it is causing them to produce even less milk. I confided to them that big army scares me too, but I don’t think they understood what I was trying to say.

Maliks of Sherzad district
We talked for another 35 minutes about reconstruction efforts, their perception of the American effort, their local needs, and the increase in armed militancy. The elders repeatedly went over the story about giving up poppy cultivation yet not receiving the promised financial aid. They indicated they had plans to grow poppy again if they got enough rain, inshallah. The serious part of our discussion involved their needs, which were simple: they needed a road over which to transport their goods to market, bridges repaired, and irrigation systems restored to their 1970′s condition. They said these improvements would provide security and increased commerce. One of them made a very interesting comment regarding the way the roads were presently, the only thing we can economically transport over them is the poppy. Food for thought…
At the conclusion of the meeting, the senior Maliks and I piled into my SUV and headed to the Gandamak battlefield.

The Last Stand of the 44th Foot
The final stand at Gandamak occurred on the 13th of January 1842. Twenty officers and forty-five British soldiers, most from the 44th Regiment of Foot, pulled off the road onto a hillock when they found the pass to Jalalabad blocked by Afghan fighters. They probably pulled up on the high ground to take away the mobility advantage of the mounted Afghan fighters. The Afghans closed in and tried to talk the men into surrendering their arms. A sergeant famously replied, “Not bloody likely,” and the fight was on. Six officers cut their way through the attackers and tried to make it to British lines in Jalalabad. Only one, Dr Brydon, made it to safety.

The Gandamak Hill today
Our first stop was the Malik-described “British Prison”, which was up on the side of a pass about a mile from the battlefield. We climbed the steep slope at a vigorous pace, set by the senior Malik. About halfway up, we came to what appeared to be an old foundation with an entrance to a small cave. They said this was a British prison. I can’t imagine how that could be possible, since there were no British forces here when the 44th Foot was cut down…they could have established a garrison years later, but that would be hard for me to determine at this point…plus, why would they shove their prisoners inside a cave located so high up a mountain? It was a nice brisk walk and I kept up with the senior Malik, which was probably the point to this detour.

Enterance to the “Brit Jail”

Heading down from the Jail – back then this was contested area but the locals were on our side. Now these men are Taliban and I know they are not happy about that.
After checking out the Jail, we headed to the actual battlefield. We stopped at the end of a finger, which looked exactly like any other finger jutting down from the mountain range above us. It contained building foundations which had been excavated. Apparently, some villagers started digging through the site to look for anything they could sell in Peshawar shortly after the Taliban fell. People poured into their ancestral homes from Pakistan with little money and no work. The same thing happened at the Minaret of Jam until the central government put troops there to protect the site. The elders claimed to have unearthed a Buddha statue, which they figured the British must have pilfered in Kabul. I estimated that there are about 378,431 “ancient one-of-a-kind Buddha statues” for sale in Afghanistan to any westerner dumb enough to think they are genuine.
Back in 1842, the closest British troops were 35 miles away in Jalalabad and there are no reports of the 44th Foot pulling into an existing structure. We were in the right area on the ancient back road which runs to Kabul via the Latabad Pass. My guides were certain this finger was where the battle actually occurred and, as their direct ancestors participated in it, I assume we were on the correct piece of dirt. I would bet that the foundations were from a small British outpost built perhaps to host the Treaty of Gandamak signing in 1879, or for the purpose of recovering the remains of their dead for proper internment.

Site of the final battle


Foundation from an unknown building on Gandamak Hill
The visit concluded with a large lunch. After we had finished and the food was removed, our meeting was officially concluded with a short prayer.

Man I love Kabuli Pilau – and eating with my hands, Mehrab the manager of the Taj is on my right.
I drove back a few hours before sunset and was escorted by a truck full of armed citizens. The escort turned back as soon as I hit the hardtop road and was safely on my way back to Jalalabad. Mehrab was my guide that day and faithful friend to me and my children during my entire time in Nangarhar. He was killed this past summer by the Taliban. Several of the men in this photograph have also been killed battling Taliban. Those who remain in Gandamak today are Taliban. That is how it works in Pashtun lands and I still believe it did not have to end this way.
I remember being in Hong Kong shortly before the ’08 election and trying to explain to my friends that Obama had no record, no history, and some very odd companions. They we enraptured that he was a handsome young black man striving for the highest political office in the world.
I sorely hope that tomorrow we put this experiment to an end. We simply cannot afford the cost, the damage, and the pain that the administration has caused here and around the world.
Some years ago I was addicted to Patrick O’Brien novels…the Jack Aubrey/Stephen Maturin stories of high adventure and somewhat warped humor. These books were the inspiration of the Russell Crowe movie “Master and Commander – The Far Side of the World” (actually two books melded together). Maturin, being the landlubber among the crew, was often the butt of good natured humor, not the least of which were Aubrey’s puns. One of my favorites applied to the 08 election, and also applies to this election. ” In the Navy, one must chose between the lesser of the two weavels.” Romney is definitely the lesser of the two weavels in this case. I recommend the O’Brien books as an outstanding read, and recommend Romney as the only viable choice in this election. God help us if the Greater Weavel stays in the White House for another term..it will never end.
I with you Ron…you too Matt…inshallah it will be over soon and we can allow Obama to be what he wants to be more than anything else in life and that is an Ex President. All the pomp and ceremony, no responsibility, and, knowing him, free license to run his soup cooler and trash talk for the rest of his days.
Edward Morrissey’s column of today in “The Week” speaks of the contempt of Obama. It is titiled spite and revenge is the new hope and change. His columns can be found at http://theweek.com/columnist/profile/edward-morrissey
I wished I had found them sooner kind of like FRI.
Obama is, as doctors like to say, just a symptom of a much larger problem. Getting rid of him might be a beginning; however, the disease will rage on and just might kill the patient unless greater interventions take place.
Then again, he may be able to survive and win this election.
Either way, take two aspirins and call me in the morning!
Ahh…I see my perspective lost last night, Obama has won, along with numerous others on his side. I am going to work on becoming as “invisible” as possible while trying to earn a living, feed my family, and protect those I love as best I can. That means I will be arming up, slimming down till fight ready, laying out a defensible perimeter and verifying who’s thinking like me and who is not.
Finally, I will be strongly advocating that those who join our military come only from the ranks of those who voted for Obama and his pals. Let them spill the blood.
As to our local police forces, I will advocate that only those who think Obama-Mao is evil should join such an organization.
This suggests that we have not found a workable solution to our present, modern day realities: How to govern within a time of plenty. How does a global world view mix with a nation state view? How do we share with those who refuse to work?
And of course this one: “What is fair…and just?”
Old questions that have been answered before and need to be asked and answered again.
I’ve just lost some people in my life who voted for these evil bastards…it saddens me greatly!
Here’s a new type of PTSD… who needs this? I sure as hell didn’t ask for this… bummed out beyond belief…feels just like the day I returned home from Nam in summer ’67…who are these people?
Allow me to provide what may be–even though the odds are slim, a sliver of hope relative to this anti-American, neo-marxist, muslim loving, Jew Hating, metrosexual who intends to “get even with Whitey” …kenyan.
As you recall, he is supposed to be an author of a book titled “Dreams of My Father” a few years back (made him a millionaire…capitalist). Some argue he was not the true author (Bill Ayers, his pal “down the street” being the ghost author), however, that is not my point.
Also, recall your Shakespeare, in particular the play Hamlet where dear ole daddy plays a very important role.
Bring up the posits of Sigmund Freud, then add the special focus of his disciple Heinz Kohut (considered the father of “self psychology”) where you will gain a special focus on one’s inner drives, personality, etc.
Now, all you need do is sprinkle some Greek authors’ thoughts on how their gods treated those with “hubris” etc.
What I am suggesting in this recipe is that our commander in chief (lower case my choice as dark humor) is driven by inner dreams relative to his father. It will be these dreams that may contain his undoing. Recall how his dad, in returning to kenya, got involved politically. His father had a rough time promoting his economic ideas, ended up dying while shit faced and depressed over being rejected.
Obama-Mao has always intended to make Whitey the new “bond slaves” one way or the other.
My prediction and reverent hope is that his “malignant narcissism” will drive him over the cliff to his destruction as our present president. I don’t know exactly how this will come about or will be achieved; yet here is where I place my hope, suspicions and fears.
I don’t consider such thoughts of mine as “magical thinking” rather a direction as pragmatic/rational in thought as I can assemble from life’s experiences.
Obama’s major lifeline–which may redirect such negative energies as I’ve outlined, is his family: He may be spared my thoughts on fate, but we most certainly will not be spared the changes he has and will design.
He will drive harder to the left–the hysterical left, the tyrannical, dictatorial left beyond even Nero, who Tacitus wrote extensively in his Annals.
Our problem is to survive his destruction, or to have our children survive.
As always, the scary part is how many of our fellow citizens march with this evil clown.
Then again, I may be crazy or suffering from PTSD over this election and other events in my world.
None of these ramblings of mine helps you in your world, except to suggest your thoughts are shared by many, your struggles are supported by many, and your principled efforts are cheered by all who have virtues of valor, etc.
Bottom line, we are not alone, we just need to communicate with each other more often! Find the truths, then tell the truths.
Happy Birthday Marines! We honor you, we respect you and we appreciate your commitment to excellence! May God richly bless you and keep you safe. Gratitude is attitude, and attitude is everything! Semper Gratus (Always grateful)
you should have had your handy dandy metal detector with you, Babatim. Or better, one of your crews to dig the thing out. Who knows what you may find in A’stan.
Don’t know if you are aware but Bagram is built upon the ruins of an ancient Greco-Indian city. Good luck digging that one out with all of the unexploded ordnance.
The one thing you could not get away with in Afghanistan was rooting around ancient sites for artifacts. The local people and government just would not tolerate it and for good reason so I never even thought about it. But I did hear about people in Ghor Province flooding the Jamm Minaret area with heavy equipment and digging up all sort of stuff just after the Taliban fell. One old guy told me he had found (what sound to me like) chess pieces that he was able to sell to Iranians for a whole dollar each!!! I just shook my head at that one and didn’t bother telling him what they were probably worth (not that I would that).
Hay Tim, I hope you well have a happy thanksgiving today.